Okay heres what I don't get, I am not saying I don't like it, or that I want it to stop, I am just saying I don't get it...For those guys reading this, here is an insight in to the world of girls...
Lots of girls are very selfconsious, whether its their hips, their butt, their thighs, their nose, thier hair, thier outfit, their boobs, their gut, their ears, their hands, their feet, their muscles and thats just a start. But there is one body part that you could pretty much leave of that list and that is the calve muscle. But guess what, over the last little while I have become very selfconsious about my calves, and for very good reason I feel.
Like most people I like to keep up with fashion, and part of this years winter fashion is wearing long boots, so because I don't have any, Mum decided a little while ago that she would try and get me some boots, so as you do in the shoe shop I sat down and took my other shoes off and started trying them on. But as it turns out I have fat calves, and none fitted, so after about 100 pairs of boots, nice ones, ugly ones, tall ones, shorter ones, expensive ones and cheap ones still none fitted, even the shop assistant gave up.
Anyway even though i decided the dream of boots should die, mum did not. So today for some strange reason we tried agian, except this time I was ready. I went into the shop and said "I need some boots, i have fat calves" and the lady said the classic line "Your calves aren't big, we can find some" and exactly the same thing happened again. No boots for Emma, So now I think that I have fat calves, i am blaming my little feet, but I am not really sure, maybe I do have obese calve muscles.
Okay so I guess you are thinking whats not to get??? Here it is.....How does anyone get obese calve muscles, why can't I get boots??? Why do I always see people with MUCH larger legs, i would even go as far as saying fat legs, than me wearing boots??? Is it even possible to have fat calves???
Just a thought