Friday, August 04, 2006

Burning Beef


Okay, I have a werid question for you....

I don't know if you know or not, but when you are in a market and you want to buy, say, a belt or something, in order to test what the belt is made from, real leather or vinyl, you put a flame onto it. If it is vinyl it burns, and if it is leather it comes away completely untouched, so you know you are a getting real cow on your belt.

Anyway my question is this... if you lite a cow on fire....will it burn?? Now i know thats strange and werid, but seriously think about it.. All a cow really is, is a big burger wraped in a leather coat!! So will it burn?

Also just taking it a little further...probably a little too far...but if you lite the cows tail on fire, which would burn being hair, have you made a cow candle or will the fire go out at the begining of the leather?

Will it burn or not????

Just a thought I had,

Stay tuned.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

Have you ever cooked a hamburber and burnt it?? I know I have. Therefore I think a cow would burn. Interesting question though. Perhaps you should put it to myth busters or something...better still, we could try it sometime. There are plenty of cows in the cournty.
Also, why are hamburgers called hamburgers when they are made of beef?

Em said...

I have no doubt that if we had just the insides of the cow it would burn, I too have had many burnt beef patties, but if it is wrapped in the safety of the leather, won't the pattie be saved if my theory is in fact true? Maybe we should put it towards myth busters or something...

as for the hamburger thing...I don't have a clue

Anonymous said...

i would have to say that cows are the funniest animal in the world

Anonymous said...

So if you light a cows fart (cows produce the most methane of any other living organism) there is no chance for it cathing a cow on fire, just say the fire continues up the methane stream to inside the cow do they explode or not.

Unknown said...

Georgie, how do you know about the methane production of cows?

Anonymous said...

Hilarious! Is it just me, or did Georgie's comment conjure up all sorts of imagery and visuals?

Em, so glad you're back into the blogging.